Time to pull rank.

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Flynn's picture

If you don't agree this is the BEST IDEA EVER and immediately join the Facebook group, you're all out of the guild.

http://www.briansatnav.com

(Explanation: Fans of Brian Blessed have contacted TomTom about the legendary beard recording instructions for their GPS devices, and TomTom have agreed that if they can get 25,000 fans they'll do it.  Brian Blessed is 100% on board.  Seriously.  Join this group or you're dead to me.)

There's a typo...

Xyro's picture

Who's Brian Blessed? I think you meant Sean Connery :p

Side not - Damn those Brits renaming everything...ITS A GPS!!! NOT A SAT NAV RAWARWRAWRRRRRRRRRRR

Come on.

Flynn's picture

If you can't see the value in a GPS that constantly refers to you as "My Hawkmen", bellows "OH CALAMITY" when you miss a turn, and just randomly - because you know it will - shouts "GORDON'S ALIVE" for no good god damn reason I just don't know what to say to you.

I see lawsuit :P

Xyro's picture

If a guy could sue a GPS company for telling him to turn onto a RR track, what's to say someone can't sue TomTom for 'startling' them when they miss a turn and drive accidentally into an ocean?

Just saying, Sean Connery would be better...ahhh wait Bruce Willis

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