So I Gotta Ask You Moobuckaroo

Shinwaka's picture

Is this much of a problem on some farms?

And I really did not know cows would do this.

Thats the first time I have

moobuckaroo's picture

Thats the first time I have ever seen that...lol.... dairy cows are a different critter though, they are extremely stupid compared to beef cattle almost like horses they seem to try there best to find as many ways to kill or maim themselves as they can.

Gotcha

Shinwaka's picture

That looked a little odd but for all I know it could of been common place :P

 

Oh I poseted this a while back before you got here, ever head of these guys? I guess they're called a Belgian Blue.

 

 

 

Eheheh

Tranquility's picture

I've commented on that video previously, on YouTube. Someone was making some weird claim as to how that's the kind of cow that killed John Wayne, with the thought that they found his body full of undigested meat. Because of our genetic tampering with cows. God people are stupid.

So some people are trying to say

Shinwaka's picture

a cow kicked John Wayne's ass??

 

Should of put Chuck Norris into the discussion and see where it would of went :P

Damn...

Xyro's picture

Thats a big ass cow...just makes ya wonder if we mapped human genes as much as animals...what would actually be possible with humans o.O

Everyone that looks like Arnold...now...GET TO DA CHOPPA!

I think we'd be better off

Faerilin's picture

breeding for intelligence instead of muscle mass.  Without the intelligent people there'd be no choppa to get to.

*sighs*...............well at

Maharae's picture

*sighs*...............well at first I thought you meant breed intelect in COWS.....but then I realized it was just a huge metaphor for Humans....in my own mind. We are all.....cows...striving to be the herd....right?

It makes me sick to think I've been spoiled by TV and video games so long I've forgotten to clean my hoves or like that first cow, releive some stress in my teets due to abundance of MILK PRODUCTS!

A "artifical va-joojoo"? Seriously...how'd he land THAT job? I swear to god if our hookers in Nevada had saved all their ho-ing money and went to college to get even a bach in science with a magjor focus in farm life or something, she could hold that down and come on the job WITH feild expierence. right? ...and we'd..have bigger badder faster better ...BEEF!

Wtf? Why didn't they think about this shit before?

 

He he hee he

Kael's picture

"hookers"

"come on the job"

 

hehehe

 

I'm immature :>

Cara?

Faerilin's picture

Did you have a stroke while writing that?

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Maharae's picture

...no I was on poptart number 4.

If I could do that..

Siopao's picture

you would never see me online..except in videos

Yeah..

kibito's picture

You'd prolly get spunk in your own eye too.

We use these same tools in

moobuckaroo's picture

We use these same tools in our selective breeding program.. Artificial insemination, embryo, transfer, and even some cloning but I gotta say these guys are idiots. They have single trait selected for muscle only when there are many other things just as important in a cows displayed phenotype. For example skeletal structure, meat quality traits(marbling, intermiscular fat, etc), and even maternal traits since half of this bulls offspring will be female unless they use a semen separator wich is very expensive. My guess is that any offspring these bulls have will be crippled, burn out there livers in 3 yrs, and taste like chewing on a used tire.

Hmm...

Catyna's picture

I have actually seen this before...LOL There are quite a few dairy's where I live. And Dairy cows are really very stupid animals. Moo....dont insult horses!  Ive had horses and none of them every did anything stupid to try and kill or maim themselves. .....I did have a horse who like to lick my hands though....was odd but hey...they lick rocks for salt too.  

 

.....is it just me or does that cow in the first video look really skinny?

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