Re-introducing Bhuta
I'm not sure if facerolling my way thru this again is necessary, but it sure as hell will be entertaining.
1stly let me say FU guys for scrapping my old username and password AND then making a nuclear launch code a requirement to log onto the site *grins*
Natural Order Introduction
Tell us about your character(s)....
1. Your Main
Name: Bhuta (aka Das Bhut)
Class: Fail-lock
Level: 81 (prbly 82 by the time you get back to me)
Primary Spec: I'm leveling Demo, at 85... I'll be my usual pyromaniac self again
Off-spec: Affliction... die slowy b's
2. What alts, if any, do you have that you also wish to join the guild? (same format as above)
Sorry, that format doesn't fit my current alt scheme. I have a tendancy of recyling alts (like Blizz does content)... for example, I've had upwards of 7 Dvi's... all intended to be shadow priest.. the highest being 40-something, then I decide I want to change race, or I'm just sick of looking at them and "DELETE". But I would like to have em around for perks if I ever do get back to leveling them.
Tell us about your gaming history...
3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play? SWG, FFXI, been on Wow since turn of BC, active with you bunch of misfits from Nax->ToC
4. Describe what makes a good gamer, in your opinion: I'm hella fun to play with... Leeroy's got nothing on me *grins*
5. On a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why? solid 7, with every possiblity of being a 10... only I'm not quite serious enough and sadly have one of those RL things keeping me from it.
6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How about in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them? Serendipity, y'all, and Ancient Vanguard. Serendipity was my BC guild... think I left because they didn't want to raid. Found you guys, had fun... left with a buddy for Ancient Vanguard during a lull. Took and extended break from ICC until last week, came back guildless. NO was fun, so here I am... again.
7. What do you like to do with your time in WoW? I liked raiding with y'all in WotLK, I'm currently having funing soloing the old stuff and leveling. Just got my D3/T3.5, and working on T1's now. /cheer Transmorgify
Talk to us about Natural Order...
8. How did you hear about Natural Order? Been here, done that.
9. Is there a current member of Natural Order who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?) Tal outta be able to vouch for me.
10. Have you read all of the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? (this is very important to us) as of WotLK, yes.
11. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order, and why are you applying? I'm just using you for your guild perks and lively banter.
12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us? My winning personality *nods* definately.
13. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids? Comeon... I'm only 81. Let's cross that bridge at 85 once I'm geared for it--probably around 4.3, then again, maybe MoP the way I screw off.
14. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively? I think pure dps classes get a free pass on this Q. But, I'll keep a secondary for buffage, for you, cause I like you.
Tell us about you...
15. Do you meet our age requirement? Turning 30 on the 7th, bring presents.
16. How old are you, if you don't mind us asking? See Q 15
17. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring? Nuts... roasted and salted. I'm a snack food buyer.
18. Do you know what parachute pants are? Yes
19. If the answer to 18 is yes, did you ever own any? Yes
20. If the answer to 19 is yes, do you still own them? No
21. If the answer to 20 is yes, dear god why? *grins*
22. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread. Both, cornbread without buttermilk (or pinto beans) is sacrelig... cannot, willnot have one without the other.
23. Are you married? Legally seperated.
24. If so does your spouse or partner play games, too? If they don't, how do they feel about you playing games? She cares not.
25. Do you have kids? What ages? yes, a beautiful 1yo daughter, shared parenting, so I'll have her a few nights a week. Goes to beddybye around 7:30 EST, so outta be around evenings.
26. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming? I have a 1yo daughter, work a 50-60hr a week day job, I own and manage a small-to-medium sized business, I'm in school full time, AND I'm seeking a professional certification. Time for wow alone is a blessing. But I am also trying my hand at amature body-building too.
Now for the Natural Order SAT...
Read the following dialog.
*sigh* still grammer nazi's I see, k here goes.
Mary: Did the family go into town to look for _their__ lost dog?
Joe: I heard they checked the pound, but he wasn't __there___!
Mary: Yeah after they didn't find him __they were__ very despondent.
Joe: Oh yeah lol
27. Fill in the blanks above with the following options...
there
their
they're
they were
they are
28. Which one or more of the following in the dialog is not a punctuation mark
a) .
b) ?
c) lol <---
d) !
e) none of the above
29. Please name all of the required AddOns for Natural Order raiding: Questhelper, Cartographer, Bagnon!
30. Do you like Kipling?
a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled. <---
31. What is the name of the voice over IP application that we use during raids? It's either vent or vonage can't remember.
32. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10? 9, burn baby burn.
33. Who is the current President of the United States? Michelle Obama
34. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator
a) 10.45
b) 11.62 <---
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator <-----
e) I was told there would be no math. <-----
35. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one) a cephalopods throbbing member.
36. What is the most important number as far as we, Natural Order, are concerned? Pi, the answer is always Pi = 3.14159265
In closing, let me just say "pick me, pick me"!
Cheers!
Das Bhut
<EDIT>
Hey Bhuta!
Long time no see, was wondering what happened to ya!
Tal switched to a new website some time ago, so if you were still with the old one that is why your login name might of been scrapped.
For # 31 we were using vent when you were last here but we changed to somthing else, lol (starts with a "M").
Waka
I've poked you at least 3
I've poked you at least 3 times in ogri... think I hit you with the /ticklemonster too. And that's just this past week *grins*
Musta been in tellhell or afk.
Molested a few other NOer's too. Please raise your hand if you've been "touched" by Auntie Bhuta.
I have seen the new addons, but the ass-hat in me wont let me acknolwedge them yet. That will take time.
Plus, who doesn't like throwing their phone bill away for Vonage?
Well... i"ve missed you guys.
Cheers!
Das Bhut
Opps
Sorry bout that, ya I have a tendency to go AFK sometimes.
Honestly as far as the new addons, I think there are two that are different from when you were last here. The rest should be the same.
Once we get the formalities done here, I think we should be good to go :)
If by formalities you mean...
Less mindbending answers... Okay.
I was just thinking in the spirit of Malthrax and how he'd have an anurism seeing answers like Questhelper and Bagnon for raiding addons. (Yes, I know about DBM, Mumble, EGPG, and Omen). Speaking of, has anyone talked to our cranky cat hearder?
My favorite would have been "how the hell do you clean your teeth with Michelle Obama"? and for that I have a host of inapropriate retorts *evil grin* but all will be kept to myself for the sake of decency.
And for the number, yes, it's supposed to be e but, whenever someone asks me for a random number I gotta answer Pi, or 42... it's kinda my thing.
Please don't blame me too much for having fun with the app.
I look forward to spending my time down in the disciplinary ranks *grins*
Cheers!
Das Bhut
Malthrax ain't here no more
The rules bible has changed since you left. Reread it and edit your app so we can get you back in.
!
Mal quit almost a year ago. Him, Velatha, and Magechick all headed off to a raiding guild on another server. Mage is back but the other two aren't, though Mal stalks the forums occasionally still. Our new raid leader is a transfer from Moonguard, we got a couple of them - her name's Ikuri.
*peers in*
"Our new raid leader is a transfer from Moonguard, we got a couple of them - her name's Ikuri."
I read this and couldn't help but think of all those literary tropes where speaking The Evil Bad Guy's name inevitably draws his/her/its attention to you. LOL
*waves at Bhuta* Hiya! Thanks for fixing the answers on those few questions. I'm sure that a lot has changed since you were last in NO; certainly you're going to see a lot of names you don't recognize. But I'm sure there's also going to be quite a few that you do. As far as the guild dynamic, I'm not sure what it was like when you were last here since that was before my time, but over the last 2 years the guild has managed to maintain a casual/social atmosphere, while developing a strong focus on raiding current content. So, we raid a lot, and we take it seriously when we do, but we're not all hardcore about it and try to keep it fun.
Our policy on apps is to wait 24 hours before rendering a decision; everything looks good to me and I don't think anyone will have any objections about re-admitting you, so we'll wait out the remaining time to give others a chance to converse and say hi, and then go from there. :)
WOW!
Nice Work.
Though I must say, this is exactly what I imagine Ikuri looks like after a night of raid-leading and cat hearding! The sociopathic smile she gets just before ripping some jack-asses head off for standing in the fire yet again.
Soo.... Tal, Waka, Ogg,
Soo....
Tal, Waka, Ogg, Tranq, & Mage... yep feels a lot like the NO I left. Mal and Vel will surely be missed. We still got our Prom Queen?
Sorry to hear that
you're not playing anymore, and "it" is only vaguely around. But I've been gone since ICC, so I can't say much either.
Too bad about Vel... The number 1 rule of being a responsible ass-hat, is not allowing your asshattery to negatively impact others. Them's words to live by *nods*
Not really sure how this next run will go for me, or how much has changed, but I really hope to have fun with it.
Also...
I just gotta ask... does the squid penis question have anything to do with my brief stent in Phylum Cephalopoda on Llane or Bhuta's sexchange, and/or reversal?
/waves
Hey, howdy man - it's been what - 2 years? Yeah, a bit has changed, but not much. A few old timers have clocked out, and we have a few new old timers around now.
I haven't talked to Mal in a while now. I should go check in on him again. Last I knew he was playing rogue as his main - weird huh? Fair warning - watch out for Summerlily and Libertina - a few of our locks - they bite. But then again, maybe you're into that :) See you around.
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If by formalities you mean...
Bhuta - Fri, 11/04/2011 - 14:10
Less mindbending answers... Okay.
<Q29>I was just thinking in the spirit of Malthrax and how he'd have an anurism seeing answers like Questhelper and Bagnon for raiding addons. (Yes, I know about DBM, Mumble, EGPG, and Omen). Speaking of, has anyone talked to our cranky cat hearder?
<Q33 Closeup Cinamint>My favorite would have been "how the hell do you clean your teeth with Michelle Obama"? and for that I have a host of inapropriate retorts *evil grin* but all will be kept to myself for the sake of decency.
<Q36>And for the number, yes, it's supposed to be e but, whenever someone asks me for a random number I gotta answer Pi, or 42... it's kinda my thing.
Please don't blame me too much for having fun with the app.
I look forward to spending my time down in the disciplinary ranks *grins*
Cheers!
Das Bhut