Ragnaros Phase 3 ***25 Man***: Playing Pong with Giant Flaming Balls

A different strategy for 25man living meteors, because having 25 people run around avoiding multiple meteors is a HUGE logistical nightmare.  Plus, this way you don't have to worry about engulfing flames to as great of an extent.

It's pretty straighforward:

1.) DPS Scions.  (Remember to run to the outside if you have blazing heat.)

2.) Split into groups shown above (hopefully before meteor spawns, if not: Avoid their landing zone at all costs: if you're fixated you need to kite that bastard until the scions are dead)

3.) ONE person in each group gets to play with Rag's giant balls.  One will manhandle left balls, one will manhandle right balls.

RAG'S BALL HANDLERS: Don't let those flaming balls get terribly close, they may target someone in your group again.  The objective is to knock it back until it targets the opposite group, then it's the other Ball handlers job to keep Rag's balls cradled safely between the groups.  Remember: You must Cradle Rag's balls or they'll blow all over the raid, they're pretty sensitive.  (If his balls manage to teabag a group, everyone has permission to ridicule the ball handler.)

HEALERS: this person will almost always have a dot on them, don't let them die.  

OTHER DPS: Don't even think of touching Rag's Balls.  That's the ball handlers job!  If you touch Rag's balls when not asked to you will be called bad names.  Probably involving puns related to flaming something or other.

4.) When new balls spawn, they'll spawn within a group: SCATTER!, FLEE! Every man for himself!  Otherwise ignore them as best you can, just STAY A HEALTHY RESPECTFUL DISTANCE AWAY FROM RAG's BALLS!  Hopefully it fixates someone in the other group, if not the BALL HANDLER will SAFELY* knock those balls around until they head towards the attractive members of the other group.

*Ball handler not responsible for death's resulting in contact with Rag's balls at this point: it's your own damn fault for wanting to be that close to a huge flaming ball.

5.) ???

6.) Profit!

And that's all I have to say about that...  I feel dirty...