Natural Order Guild Vacation! Suggested!!!!!!

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Gnomewrecker - Sun, 01/23/2011 - 01:23

Suggestion Box

So it has been suggested that we all plan a time where we go to relm/tuvasi's house and all line up and smack relm... please post your availbillity. and we will schedule it.

I am availble wednesdays and sundays. IDK about you but this sounds fun!!!!!1

Can I use a cattle prod

moobuckaroo - Sun, 01/23/2011 - 01:46

Can I use a cattle prod instead?

only if yours is

Joxmu - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 08:15

only if yours is electric....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Had to be done...)

I have some vacation time...

kibito - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 10:45

But does that make us all East Texas Douchebags?

Seriously, if ANY of you show

Relmiste - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 12:09

Seriously, if ANY of you show up at my doorstep....

... you'll probably get high off fumes. Come prepared! No, srsly, come to Texas and we'll go have some great Mexican food and hang out. I'll even make sure my munchkins don't steal your wallets like they do all the other passing idiots tourists. :D

What The?

Shinwaka - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 12:30

Are you the equivalent of Fagin in E. Texas? Lol. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagin

I'll drag Ikuri out there, be

Cacciatore - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 13:02

I'll drag Ikuri out there, be prepared!

ROFL

Summerlilly - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 13:26

Why pay 500 bucks of REAL money when we can give Tuvasi gold to beat him up!

Where in Texas? In about 5

Yam - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 13:33

Where in Texas? In about 5 months I have family moving to Houston.

I live in Longview, Tx. It's

Relmiste - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:57

I live in Longview, Tx. It's East Texas, obviously, but you may recognize Tyler or Dallas more than you would Longview. We're still pretty large for East Texas.

Pfft anyone is welcome to crash on my couch.

Siopao - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:05

Anytime, but gimme notice so i can clean out all the dead hookers, and farm animals.

Oh and bring your own Beer, i'll be locking my kegerator...no Black, and Tans for you!

So what two beers do you use for

Shinwaka - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:30

a black and tan?

Nub...

Siopao - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 22:10

Guinness, and Bass Ale.

Not to be confused with Irish Car-bombs

Drink it Fast..if not you end up with the Baileys turning into a silly putty like mixture floating in the glass. Ick!

!

Tranquility - Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:32

And here I was expecting Youtube to show me how to rig an automotive IED.

mmmm Irish Carbombs are

Cacciatore - Sat, 01/29/2011 - 17:23

mmmm Irish Carbombs are amaaaazing!

Tal pored this one...

Siopao - Mon, 01/24/2011 - 22:04

That's Tals Twin

Shinwaka - Thu, 01/27/2011 - 15:31

Taltoo :P

Black and Blue

kibito - Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:15

I've been enjoying Guiness and Blue Moon lately.

I'm a fan of that too - But I

jak3676 - Wed, 01/26/2011 - 10:50

I'm a fan of that too - But I thought that was a "Black and Blue"

yup

kibito - Wed, 01/26/2011 - 11:55

hence the title of my post "Black and Blue" =) *pats magechick gently on the noggin*

sigh it's been one of

jak3676 - Wed, 01/26/2011 - 18:08

*sigh* it's been one of those weeks.

My absolute favorite beer!

Limper - Wed, 01/26/2011 - 12:04

I'll have to give this one a shot

Shinwaka - Thu, 01/27/2011 - 15:29

sometime!

FYI

kibito - Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:02

Harp is made by Guiness Brewing Co.

Yep, that is why it is the

Limper - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 13:07

Yep, that is why it is the BEST black & tan ever. Though a black & blue is good too, I just prefer my Harps and Guinness...get me some fish and chips and I'm set.

Ok...

Xyro - Thu, 01/27/2011 - 19:01

I've never had a black n tan, is it pretty much just like drinking two different beers or does it come up with its own unique taste? When it comes to beer I'm mostly a simply guy, Heineken or something good, just nothing cheap...that's right I'm looking at you Natties! But as most of you know whisky, scotch or burboun hold a special place in my heart...and liver...and occasionally the toilet bowl.

That's funny.

kibito - Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:03

You said good and not cheap but then you mentioned Heineken.

LOL

Melindra - Fri, 01/28/2011 - 13:04

I used to love Heineken dark....in college. Haven't had one for ages. honestly with all the good beer out there, no reason to slum ;p

the kegerator in the garage...

Siopao - Fri, 01/28/2011 - 16:12

has two spouts...Guiness, and Bass..that is all!

And a Big Fat Lock!, and a killer chihuahua tied to it, that i haven't fed in days.

Well.....

Xyro - Sat, 01/29/2011 - 17:12

I could have said Corona too =P

I was in love with that Mexican Piss for a year or two, but as long as it had a lime in it...hmmm....it has been awhile since I had some Coronas....

Try Something Slightly Different

Shinwaka - Sat, 01/29/2011 - 23:22

go for Sol or Pacifico if you want a decent mexican beer with a slice of lime in it.

I prefer these two over Corona anyday.

http://www.transitionsabroad.com/listings/travel/resourceful_traveler/me...

....

Siopao - Sun, 01/30/2011 - 02:14

double XX, or Modelo negro...Pacifico, Sol, Corona..all Piss water.

All the Decent Latina Strip clubs serve Modelo, and XX...and a little rock salt on the rim, with a squeeze of lime ....Heaven!

Dos Equis

Shinwaka - Tue, 02/01/2011 - 18:10

and Negra Modelo are great beers that don't need a lime.

I still like my Sol or Pacifico with a dash of salt in it and a lime slice though.

true.

Siopao - Wed, 02/02/2011 - 01:03

but when the stripper puts it in the beer with her teeth....

You pull it out when she's

kibito - Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:26

You pull it out when she's looking away. the lime, not your junk.

Pale Lagers...

Ogg - Tue, 02/01/2011 - 18:38

... can suck my nuts. The only one I can stand is Land Shark, and even that tastes like water

Beer != Fruit cocktail.

kibito - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:33

If your beer needs fruit flavoring it's not good.

Say that too...

Siopao - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 13:00

An everclear plugged watermelon.

Mhhmmmm!!!! Drunken

Limper - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 13:10

Mhhmmmm!!!! Drunken watermelon eatting! Man I love doing this with watermelon. Tastes great and you get hammered!

Nope.

kibito - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 14:21

Last time I checked, pure grain alcohol wasn't considered beer. =)

Do what you like with liquor. hehe

totally agree - there should

jak3676 - Mon, 01/31/2011 - 20:44

totally agree - there should never, ever be fruit in beer (at least not in any beer worth drinking). I'm afraid the fad seems to be spreading though. Last time I was in Belgium someone served me an orange slice in my Weisse. What the hell! I knew Americans did a lot of stupid things, but I always figured the Europeans at least knew better than to ruin a good beer.

They knew you were american?

kibito - Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:31

So they girlied it up for you. =D

In my opinion American Wheat Beers

Shinwaka - Tue, 02/01/2011 - 18:12

need the fruit to cover up the nasty taste they have :P

But a German or Belgium wheat beer with a orange, just ewww.

LOL

Shinwaka - Tue, 02/01/2011 - 18:17

I remember we had a division retirement party for our Master Chief (back in the Navy), and someone brought a vodka laced watermelon.

Anyway, we got on the subject that your nose would get you intoxicated quicker if you snorted the watermelon. Well of course someone had to test the theory and some boob started to snort vodka watermelon up his nose.

Good times :)