Joxmu

So, I once was a member a long, long time ago.  Ya'll remember me?  Maybe?  Here is my original post so ya'll don't have to like find it again:

1. What is your primary character's name/class/level?  Joxmu/DK/80

1a. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively? ?Yes and No, or the other way around.  I work M-Th 1pm-Midnight CST so, maybe?  I notice lots of people on when i'm playing so having people to converse with would be nice...:)

2. What alts do you have that you also wish to join the guild? Joxis 80 Druid Ulduar type of gear?

3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play?  Just WoW for MMO's.  Sorry, not really interested in any others.

4. On a scale of 1 to 10 how good a gamer are you, and why? um, I'm a 3, because I'm not the best, but oh wait maybe I'm a 7.  Um, is 1 good or is 10?  um.  yeah.......

5. Do you meet our age requirement (18 and over)? I am twice the age requirement...god i'm old..../cry

6. Have you read all the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum?  I have read.

7. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring?  MySelf.  I don't have much money after my 500,000.00 house was forclosed on...../whimper

8. What are your expectations from the guild? People who are on.....

9. Have you been in any other guilds? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them? Yes, No idea who they were, just random invites and no one was ever on when I actually played. Actually, If you want to know the whole story since Classic on Malygos, I may need a few posts...All the guilds I joined on Malygos I would be made into an officer, no idea why, and then the guild, after I had left for very good reasons, would implode, or explode.  I left 1 month before The Coven blew up.  Find anyone from classic WoW on Malygos, and make sure you have a few hours.  omg DRAMALLAMAALLERT!!!!RUN!  Then I was in another guild that I was officer in, and got kicked out *To see if I was paying attention*  WTF...I was afk, out in EPL dead because of a wandering mob...2 Months later, the guild told teh GM to leave or they would reform without him.  good times....good times...  No, I have never started the drama, I always leave before and then it blows up in their faces...  Ok, maybe I was a drama once...but if you change all my settings of MY vent server without asking...yeah..IM paying for it, don't mess with it.....but thats a different story and, then It was BC, and I was in a guild, and left because I was a druid tank (the MT was a druid tank and got all the drops)  so I left and helped make a new raiding guild.  We did very well, but then I lost my job, my wife lost some of her daycare kids (-30k/year worth..../cry)  and we lost our house and I had to quit wow, and 2 months later, the guild collapsed.  (I can't spell) then I came back, and was just kinda hanging out cause of my work schedule, eventually transfered to Farstriders to be with the Tanking Forums with Fean (pally tank in SoP) but I just didn't mesh very well there...(and no one is on at 2am server, so I was bored) I then stepped away from WoW for a while, then came back after 3.3.3 and started to level my 22 paladin.  Went into a BG at 52 and got oneshot by a DK.  and I said to myself, "SELF, WTF dude, you have BoA gear, roll a DK and %^#$% them up" and then I said, "SELF, that is a, HOLY-DPS-BATMAN, Idea."  so i did.   and here I am.  I joined Malice, and Dark and Light, and another one, but they just didn't feel right.  I then did some instances with (randoms) some from your guild, and whala, I am here typing one really freaking long, oh damn a bird just flew by.  I am inside a building, which is inside another building, which is inside a 3rd building, WTF is a bird doing inside?  **WHITESPACEISMYFRIENDBUTISMADATMERIGHTNOW**

10. What do you like to do in the game (world pvp, instances, etc)?  Instances/Raids (pugs /cry)  Instances mostly because, well, I like the MMO part.  (I SUCK AT PVP)

11. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids?  I'm interested, but I can't go because, no one in the world raids at 2am..../cry  (cept pugs)

12. Do you know what parachute pants are? I used to, but forgot what they looked like....I think MC Hammer pants?

13. If the answer to 12 is yes, did you ever own any? no, but I did used to wear them funky weight lifter pants which was very close.....

14. If the answer to 13 is yes, do you still own them?  I have grown since then.../cry

15. If the answer to 14 is yes, dear god why? oh, the answer was NO....:)

16. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us?  I'm funneh.  Well, I laugh at me anyways.  I am random, and I like Moist.  BRB gotta run to bedroom to get some moist.......oh hello dear.......

17. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread.  Moist for hours and hours, making it moistieriestest.  Its a word, I just added it to the Wikipedia.

18. Tell us something cool that happened to you recently in real life. If cool things don't happen to you make something up.  I got up, got the mail. and had a summons to appear in court about an 85k loan.  oh wait, that wasn't kool, it was sad....um...oh look grass is growing.  I have ADD...no really I do...So, I came to work today, and they are making me scan all the barcodes for every single computer we have.  I have 2 miles of buildings on this site.  WTF ARE THEY THINKING....so, I decided to not do it and edit my ADHD post into something more relevaling of meself. damnit, my spelling broke again.

19. Do you have anyone already inside who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?)  Wowjunkie, Taka (druid healing) they ran some randomes with me :)

20. If it's in a bad way, what methods have been selected to dispose of them before they can affect your application?  Headshot.  um.  ooo look a rocket launcher...  ok, If I really needed someone to no longer be there, I am part of the Zampino family.  We have people who do that for us.

21. If you half-assed this application, and didn't even attempt to give us more than a sentence on a single question, why the hell should we still accept this application?  Because.  I'm unique, oh wait....um.  Because, well....um.....oo look a castle.

22. Fill in the blanks with

a) their
b) there
c) they're

"The family went into town to look for Their dog. They checked the pound but he wasn'tTHEREAfter finding nothing THEYARE oops_ very despondent.

23 Which of the following is not a punctuation mark   um.... the answer is What is not a question, alex...oh wait, wrong gameshow...um C.

a) .
b) ?
c) lol
d) !
e) none of the above

24 Do you like Kipling?  Um, Never read it, or them. 

a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.

25 How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10?  um...I like my food bland...have a somach ting.

26) Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator  The answer is 7.  The answer is always 7.  If the answer wasn't 7 then the question is wrong and should be changed.  I know this because I highschool, the person who owned a barber shop would always yell out 7, and if he owned his business and could answer 7, then it was right and nothing you can say will change it because he cuts hair for a living and has a razor blade next to peoples necks and doesn't kill them.  oo. I could get this guy to "shave" the person up in 20....hmm....yum...blood.....

a) 10.45
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.

oh, Can I join?  I'm a get SWTOR...I still don't have WOW.