High praise or a call for execution?

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Got my face in a Russian new paper this week. The only problem is i cant read Russian so i cant tell if this is a shinning comidation or a call for my sudden and violent death. LOL either way its pretty cool so thought i would share.













It says you run a cow
prostitution ring O.o
Seriously though, nice going :)
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I ran it through an OCR tool, then a translator. It didn't really make it - there are a few words that translated, the rest is gibberish. What I did manage to get was "Calves 'in vitro'", as the header.
I also tried to push it
I also tried to push it through an OCR after touching up the image to sharpen some of the text, still mostly garbage but maybe a little cleaner. If you have a sharper scan could probably recover more.
Calves ((test-tube "
The campaign "RAV Agro-Pro. • plans to Shemysheysnom area, not only reconstructed vat-farm rural Naumyuino, Nazishisho Mr. Vaharkino, but also to introduce advanced tehnolo gnyu-embryo transfer.
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My translator should have it
My translator should have it converted for me by tomorrow. I will post the English version when I get it
Wow
Awesome that you got your picture in the paper but reading the "translation" bits in what you posted here had me about falling out of my chair. I'm wondering if that's the same translation prog used to send out those gold seller email Cacc got.
I bet...
There's something in there about American Cowboy. =D
Also
something about you wearing "the blue jeans".
Ha!
Watch Moo start a new fashion trend in The Motherland; everyone is going to be wearing shitkickers, have a cowboy hat, and wearing blue jeans.
I doubt that. Russians are
I doubt that. Russians are crazy about how they dress. They all where there sundays best every single damn day. Even the Vets on the cattle farms where dress pants and shoes with nice shirts and a sweater. They look at me like i crawled out from under a rock. Im the type that when i relax around the house or in the yard its old jeans and a hooded sweatshit. Not these people, they mow there lawns with a tie on.
my translator
That's weird. My translator progam reads the headline as "American Propaganda Demystified: Modern Day Marlboro Man Likes to Have Intercourse With His Cows."
Dude, dont think that the
Dude, dont think that the russian mob isnt involved in this thing somewhere along the line.. i will so have a target painted on your ass.
Ok.. this is what my
Ok.. this is what my assistant sent me back
Calves from the “test-tube”.
JSC RAV Agro Pro has plans on not only make reconstruction of the farms in Naumkino and Zakharkino, Shemysheika region, but to implement modern technology of embryo transplantation.
In last years Russian agriculture companies start bringing pedigree animals. But there is also much cheaper way to improve herd productivity – embryo transplantation.
This method was told us by Dustin Dorrell – cattle-breeding adviser from the USA, now is working in JSC RAV Agro Pro. Recently he came up to Penza region.
- How many calves one can get from one cow? – He started from the question and answered by himself: - 6-10 for the whole productivity life. But embryo transplantation technology allows getting hundreds of offspring from a pedigree couple of animals.
Embryos are transplanted to healthy but unproductive milk cows – surrogate mothers. Actually, for the short period of time high-quality mother families and herds can be created.
The method is implemented and widely-used in practice in many countries of the world.
In recent time more than 1,5 thousand of embryos will be brought to Shemysheika region and in 9 months there will be highly-productive Angus bulls, that is considered to be a model in beef cattle breeding.
In perspective it is planned to bring embryos of highly-productive milk cows with genetic potential of 10-15 thousand liter per year.
Dustin Dorrell supposes that Penza region is in a better position than traditional Russian cattle-breeding regions Kalmykia and Tuva, while amount of precipitations here is bigger and yield of grass is higher.
Technology of beef cattle-breeding is economical and simple. Calves are spending summer on pastures in natural conditions, sucking their mothers and eating plenty of grass. In winter they eat hay. For the period of more than a year they are gaining more than 400 kilos. Angus meat is special, so-called “marmoreal”, it is considered to be the best among the other breeds. As for the constant food base, it also can be made, all you need is desire.
You made the news again?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15653074
Headline::
Russian 'grave robber made dolls from girls' corpses'
Jeeesh
Nice to know that the US doesn't have the only patent on crazy.
WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING
This is a good vid made by an associate of mine that is also working here in Russia. Enjoy
http://bloom.bg/vjYnuB#ooid=xoY2UzMzpi4GpIYk_0FGBfUaqxL1ZYm6