Guild Introduction - Spindles

1. Your Main
Name:Spindles
Class: Warlock
Level: 85
Primary Spec: Affliction
Off-spec: Destruction

2. What alts, if any, do you have that you also wish to join the guild? (same format as above)

N/A

Tell us about your gaming history...

3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play?

I have been playing WoW since near the beginning and not much has survived the battle of the MMOs. I was going to look into Knights of the Old Republic and join a few friends that claim they will try it out and see.

4. Describe what makes a good gamer, in your opinion:

Learning and having fun. Its a game after all.

5. On a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why?

I'd say 8. I pick up strategies quickly, but I have not focused solely on one particular class in my WoW time. Makes researching everything a bit hard.

6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How about in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them?

Currently in Heaven and Earth. I am still raiding with them as their tank. I recently leveled a horde character and would like a home to help out or just socialize during my newfound interest on the red team.

7. What do you like to do with your time in WoW?

Instances and raids. I've always been attracted to the PvE side of WoW. I have 8 level 85s to experience every aspect.

Talk to us about Natural Order...

8. How did you hear about Natural Order?

I've seen a decent amount of your members running around and while perusing through guild descriptions and forum posts, the mature atmosphere that you put out piqued my interest.

9. Is there a current member of Natural Order who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?)

No

10. Have you read all of the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? (this is very important to us)

Yes

11. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order, and why are you applying?

I just want a friendly atmosphere without bickering or drama. Stress free with a socially diverse conversational interest.

12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us?

I have a very broad base of knowledge of the game. I currently tank 2/7 Heroic. Other than that, I like being active when I am playing and will help out if I can.

13. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids?

Spindles has a bit of a way to go for raiding, T11 content is doable in her current gear. But Friday through Monday evenings are when I am free to raid or be on.

14. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?

I am very flexible. I also have a few other 85s I can transfer if the raid is desparate for that class.

Tell us about you...

15. Do you meet our age requirement?

Yes

16. How old are you, if you don't mind us asking?

25

17. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring?

Field Parties are the way to go, don't need anything but a fire for that.

18. Do you know what parachute pants are?

Its hammer time.

19. If the answer to 18 is yes, did you ever own any?

No

20. If the answer to 19 is yes, do you still own them?

21. If the answer to 20 is yes, dear god why?

22. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread.

Cornbread with jalapenos!

23. Are you married?

No

24. If so does your spouse or partner play games, too? If they don't, how do they feel about you playing games?

25. Do you have kids? What ages?

26. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming?

Camping, playing with expensive equipment and taking fancy vacations.

Now for the Natural Order SAT...

Read the following dialog.

Mary: Did the family go into town to look for _________ lost dog? their
Joe: I heard they checked the pound, but he wasn't __________! there
Mary: Yeah after they didn't find him ____________ very despondent. they were
Joe: Oh yeah lol

27. Fill in the blanks above with the following options...

there
their
they're
they were
they are

28. Which one or more of the following in the dialog is not a punctuation mark

a) .
b) ?
c) lol <--
d) !
e) none of the above <--

29. Please name all of the required AddOns for Natural Order raiding:

DBM, Omen and EPGP

30. Do you like Kipling?

a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.

e) I don't shop much and I'm not much into poetry. I prefer longer series and novels. I guess the Illiad and Oddesey were poems, so not all poems are out.

31. What is the name of the voice over IP application that we use during raids?

Mumble

32. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10?

6, it has to be a tasty spicy though. None of that its good cause it burns.

33. Who is the current President of the United States?

Crest Whitening!

34. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator

a) 10.45 <--
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.

35. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one)

Used for fertilization of female cephalopods on the males.

36. What is the most important number as far as we, Natural Order, are concerned?

42 is the answer to everything? But e , is the answer.

Edited for trickery! And no I didn't change my answer to #34 because I really can't do math in my head. Thats why I have electronics and a pen and paper! And rereading the question it says "without using a calculator"... its been a long week.