Natural Order Introduction

Tell us about your character(s)....

1. What is your primary character's name/class/level?

Sargo Tauren Warrior – Fury Spec/80

2. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?

Already have Protection spec.  Will respec if necessary.

3. What alts do you have that you also wish to join the guild?

 Etrigann 57 Draenei Paladin Ex Cinis Cineris

Tell us about your gaming history...

4. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play?

Everquest for four years, Borderlands, and then WOW.

5. Describe what makes a good gamer, and then on a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why?

Gamer is someone that’s fun to be around and help other members who need help with quests or need help in a dungeon.  I give myself an 8 because I don’t get on as much as some people.

6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How bout in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them?

Skeletons of Society: Disbanded due to lack of member attendance for raids. Also members leaving guild without telling anyone.

Cobalt Moon Kindred:  Guild leader had RL issues, and then it fell apart. When I could do raids no one was ever on.

Farstriders only server I play on and not planning on changing servers anytime soon.

7. What do you like to do in WoW (world pvp, instances, etc)? What about other games?

Working on achievements when there is time. Daily quest in Argent Tournament, farming gold, and Champion’s Seal or leveling Etrigann.

Talk to us about Natural Order...

8. How did you hear about Natural Order? Do you have anyone already inside who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?)

Guild Members who i have PUG’d with in ICC and TOC. Warfury

9. Have you read all the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum?

Yes

10. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order? What would make you happy that you joined us?

Raiding with guild, and Helping guild members, and along the way make new friends. Hopefully kill Lich king. Becoming a better player.

11. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us?

Raid and dungeon experience, and help with questions about things I know about like playing Warrior class or blacksmithing as profession.  Always wanted to join a fun guild, been told by a few people that Natural Order is a great guild.

12. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids?

6pm-11pm EST on weekends

Two or three days during the week.

Tell us about you...

13. Do you meet our age requirement (18 and over)? How old are you, if you don't mind us asking?

Typing this on my 22^nd Birthday.

14. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring?

Pizza and Chicken wings.  And maybe apple beer. Who doesn’t love pizza and chicken wings?

15. Do you know what parachute pants are?

No

16. If the answer to 15 is yes, did you ever own any?

17. If the answer to 16 is yes, do you still own them?

18. If the answer to 17 is yes, dear god why?

19. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread.

Cornbread

20. Are you married? If so does your spouse play games too?

No, I have a girlfriend and she plays both sides but mostly Horde.

21. Do you have kids? What ages?

No

22. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming?

Read Dargonlance and Forgotten Realm novels, and drawing cartoons in my sketch book. Hang out with my friends and play D&D that’s the paper and dice game if anyone didn’t know. Listen to Rock music like Skillet and 30 Seconds to Mars, and Anime Shows like Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Bleach.

23. Tell us something cool that happened to you recently in real life. If cool things don't happen to you make something up. (hint - think of this as more of an essay...try and tell a story here, preferably something that actually happened to you)

I was out in the field by my house, when a couple of coyotes ran out from the treeline and I was taking care of my garden I keep at my house (P.S this isn’t Facebook, I grow food for myself) I brought the dog inside and grabbed my bowie knife I keep on the back porch.  Three of the coyotes ran up to where I was smelling the scent of the BBQ Chicken I just put on the grill.  They growled at me for a minute or two before they all decided to rush me at the same time.  I managed to kill the one that attacked me first, as the other two ran away,   It was just a fun day out in the field.

24. Pretend there is someone in the guild that you must eliminate. You want to join the guild, but this person will prevent your application from being accepted. What methods have you selected to dispose of them before they can affect your application? If you don't know anyone, pretend you do, and describe how you'd eliminate them. This question is not optional. Do your worst.

I would tell everybody that they are really Boyd. ‘Nuff said.

25. If you half-assed this application, and didn't even attempt to give us more than a sentence on a single question, why the hell should we still accept this application?

Mostly nice with evil dark side also planning to rule the world but am lazy so I play wow.

I am mostly nice, but with a dark dominant side where I plan the same thing I do every night, Pinky…to take over the world.  But Pinky won’t stop me anymore.  Alas, World of Warcraft until then. =p

Now for the Natural Order SAT...

26. Fill in the blanks with...

a) there

b) their

c) they're

d) they were

e) they are

"The family went into town to look for (b)their dog. They checked the pound but he wasn't (a)there.  After finding nothing (d) they were very despondent.

27. Which one or more of the following is not a punctuation mark.

a) .

b) ?

c) lol

d) !

e) none of the above

C

28. Do you like Kipling?

a) Yes.

b) No.

c) I'm a vegetarian.

d) I don't know. I've never kipled.

D

29. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Love spicy chicken wings! 8!

30. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator

a) 10.45

b) 11.62

c) 12.34

d) I used a calculator

e) I was told there would be no math.

b) 11.62 I think

31. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one)

It is one of the arms of the male of most kinds of cephalopods that effect the fertilization of the female's eggs, basically an octopus penis.  Woot!, I learned something new today!