Guild Introduction: Saleema

First I just wanted to say that I am a very logical individual, and I apologize if some of my answers are too clear and concise ie. one word.
Natural Order Introduction
Tell us about your character(s)....
1. What games are you looking to join us in? Star Wars - The Old Republic.
2. Do you have characters on our servers already? If so list the ones you have which you plan to guild.
Name: Saleema
Class: Consular
Level: 15
Primary Spec: Healer
Off-spec: N/A (until alt specs are implemented)
Tell us about your gaming history...
3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play? My husband got me started playing EQ2 several years ago. Since then I played Aion, Rift, LOTRO, DDO, and now TOR. The only MMO I currently play is TOR.
4. Describe what makes a good gamer, in your opinion: Someone who can thoroughly enjoy a game while not being a jerk, and not ignoring his/her family, health, hygiene, bills, and job.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why? 10, because I follow the description above.
6. Have you been in any other guilds on servers which we play on? How about in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them? Basically we're looking for a basic history that you've had with guilds previously. When I played EQ2, I was in Immortalis for awhile with Relmiste and my husband. That guild fell apart. Then I, along with my husband and Relm, joined a serious raid guild called Gathering Storms. Other than that, not much.
7. What do you like to do with your time in WOW or SWTOR? Mostly, I solo or group with my husband and sometimes Relmiste.
Talk to us about Natural Order...
8. How did you hear about Natural Order? From Relmiste.
9. Is there a current member of Natural Order who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?) Yes. Relmiste.
10. Have you read all of the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? (this is very important to us) Yes.
11. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order, and why are you applying? I struggled with social anxiety my whole life. It has been slowly getting better over the past several years. I wish to be more social. Also, I would like to maybe raid in the future.
12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us? I can bring (through influence) the ability to get Relmiste smacked. You will be happy I joined because I strongly believe in contributing to any community to which I belong. Also, I strongly agree with all of the rules that have been posted, but my favorite will always be the "Golden" rule.
13. Are you interested in "end game activities" with us in any of the games we play (such as 25 man raiding in WOW)? What days are you available for these sorts of activities (generally between 9pm and 12pm Eastern Standard Time)? Yes. Most weeknights except Thursdays.
14. If you are interested in raiding with us in WoW, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively? N/A
Tell us about you...
15. Do you meet our age requirement? Yes.
16. How old are you, if you don't mind us asking? 28.
17. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring? Some local IPA and some kind of snack mix/chips. Unless, of course, I commited to bring something like a side dish.
18. Do you know what parachute pants are? Yes.
19. If the answer to 18 is yes, did you ever own any? No.
20. If the answer to 19 is yes, do you still own them? ---
21. If the answer to 20 is yes, dear god why? ---
22. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread. Ok, unless I am missing something here, you want me to choose a state of being or a food item? I am so confused.
23. Are you married? Yes.
24. If so does your spouse or partner play games, too? If they don't, how do they feel about you playing games? Yes.
25. Do you have kids? What ages? Not yet. ;D
26. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming? Taking care of my husband and our house. Knitting, crochet, sewing, cross stitch, bead work/jewelry making, chainmail, gardening, clay modeling, painting, camping, fishing, watching movies and shows.
Now for the Natural Order SAT...
Read the following dialog.
Mary: Did the family go into town to look for their lost dog?
Joe: I heard they checked the pound, but he wasn't there!
Mary: Yeah after they didn't find him they were very despondent.
Joe: Oh yeah lol
27. Fill in the blanks above with the following options...
there
their
they're
they were
they are
28. Which one or more of the following in the dialog is not a punctuation mark
a) .
b) ?
c) lol
d) !
e) none of the above
29. Please name all of the required AddOns for Natural Order raiding: I don't know what the term "AddOns" means.
30. Do you like Kipling?
a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.
31. What is the name of the voice over IP application that we use during raids? Mumble.
32. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10? 7-9
33. Who is the current President of the United States? Melaleuca fluoride free tooth polish.
34. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator
a) 10.45
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.
35. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one) A hectocotylus is one of the arms of the male of most kinds of cephalopods that is modified in various ways to effect the fertilization of the female's eggs.
36. What is the most important number as far as we, Natural Order, are concerned? e.



Hiya!
12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us? I can bring (through influence) the ability to get Relmiste smacked.
That's grounds for an automatic invite as far as I'm concerened, lol.
LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU.
That's grounds for an automatic invite gkick as far as I'm concerened, lol.
There. I fixed it for you, Ikuri. I approve of this change! Oh, also, since she didn't pick moist or cornbread, can I have her cornbread? She can keep her moist.
I've talked to Saleema
While she was in the channel with me and Relm in various games. She seems like she would be a great fit for Natural Order.
?
So what does that question mean anyway? Moist or cornbread?
I always assumed
That someone was sexually attracted to cornbread in the past. Thus, I HAVE NEVER ASKED FOR CLARIFICATION. I'll likely not meet you for a while since I'm on WoW rather than SWTOR, but you seem like a good fit for us. You have my vote. :D
Honestly I don't know either
Though I remember several juvenile "tiffs" about it in guild chat back in the early days. I'm pretty sure being on the wrong side of that argument has resulted in various /gkickings in days past.
But... American Pie meets cornbread does yeild some interesting mental imagery... following that theory I'm sure dry cornbread would be a wonderful means to exfoliate down there... hmmm.... something to do tonite *grins*
Welcome
If you haven't already gotten an invite, smack Relm around (or get him smacked) until he gives you one.
Thanks
I got the invite. Thank you 8D