Guild Introduction: Naku.

. Your Main
Name: Naku
Class: Rogue
Level: 85
Primary Spec: Combat
Off-spec: Subtley

2. What alts, if any, do you have that you also wish to join the guild? (same format as above) None just little old me. 

Tell us about your gaming history...

3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play? This is it.  Started playing to do something with my kid and got hooked.  But I've play games for a long time.  I play pong when it first came out, and spent alot of time on atari.  YES I am that old!

4. Describe what makes a good gamer, in your opinion: This is an MMO, people don't get that; if I wanted to play alone I would be on my 360.  You have to work together, that is what guilds are for.  Being a good guildie means helping out; if you got the mount don't drop group keep signing up till everyone gets the mount.  Also I'm not a parasite, I bring food and flask to raids.  Get there on time and don't whine if you lose your spot; if you don't raid today there will be another time.

5. On a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why? This is a tough one.  On having fun 10, playing is fun and should have no drama.  That is why I play. FUN, FUN, FUN...  Buuut, my dps... well a 6 or 7 I guess.  I am the guy to go to if you need help or pots, and will always help out even if there is nothing in the instance for me.  Hey, we all where lowbies at one point.  One should count or their guildies.

6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How about in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them?  I was in Heritic Blades.  Left becaues Never got any help form guildies, "this is a raiding guilde not a leveling guild."  So had to pug to get things done.  One day I said to myself, why not just go to the guild I'm puging with.  I was also in The Accused.  I got my computer stolen, and four months later when I came back, half the guildies where gone and I had been kicked.  Chemmie got me into Cult Of The Zombie Pope, She was in the Accused.  That is my present guild.  I am not in group one and I don't like pvp much so there is nothing for me to do.  Also, lots of guys have left.

7. What do you like to do with your time in WoW? I like raiding, questing, achievements, titles and old school.  Old school is fun, and don't think I'm crazy.  I missed alot of stuff since your race to get to 80 and then 85.

Talk to us about Natural Order...

8. How did you hear about Natural Order? From Chemmie, we go why back.

9. Is there a current member of Natural Order who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?) Chemmie, Summerlily, Xoso and there alts.

10. Have you read all of the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? (this is very important to us) Yes I did, and really read it, not just skimmed it.

11. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order, and why are you applying? FUN, FUN ,FUN... That is the whole point.  Like to joke, and more important, can take a joke.

12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us? I am an alchemist so of course I'll bring in flask,  I know alot of dirty jokes.  And I am stalking Chemmie so I must join this guild.  I'm her number one fan [said in creepy voice]

13. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids? I have no life any night.

14. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?  Sure, change would be good for me.  Maybe a healer.  What you think?

Tell us about you...

15. Do you meet our age requirement? Yes, and then some.

16. How old are you, if you don't mind us asking? I am 52, over half a century.

17. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring? Johnny Walker Black, enough said!

18. Do you know what parachute pants are? Yes, that is why Naku is an orc, for the hammer dance.

19. If the answer to 18 is yes, did you ever own any? No, was to old for that stlye, but did wear platform shoes.

20. If the answer to 19 is yes, do you still own them?

21. If the answer to 20 is yes, dear god why?

22. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread. Moist...  Have a sweet tooth I want cup cakes.

23. Are you married? Was a couple of times.

24. If so does your spouse or partner play games, too? If they don't, how do they feel about you playing games? First wive was cool with it, second wife hated it.  Not going to be a third!

25. Do you have kids? What ages?  Twentysix, and yes I still think that's a kid.

26. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming? I live in Miami, so fishing is great here.

Now for the Natural Order SAT...

Read the following dialog.

Mary: Did the family go into town to look for __their_______ lost dog?
Joe: I heard they checked the pound, but he wasn't ____there______!
Mary: Yeah after they didn't find him __they were__________ very despondent.
Joe: Oh yeah lol

27. Fill in the blanks above with the following options...

there
their
they're
they were
they are

28. Which one or more of the following in the dialog is not a punctuation mark c

a) .
b) ?
c) lol
d) !
e) none of the above

29. Please name all of the required AddOns for Natural Order raiding: Omen 3, DBM, Mumble, and EPGPLootmaster.

30. Do you like Kipling? b  I'm not that big into poetry.

a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.

31. What is the name of the voice over IP application that we use during raids? Mumble, which I already have.

32. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10? I like a 7, but my stomachs likes a 4.

33. Who is the current President of the United States? Mr. Colgate.

34. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator The answer is b.

a) 10.45
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.

35. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one) 

One of the arms of the male of most kinds of cephalopods, which is specially modified in various ways to effect the fertilization of the eggs. In a special sense, the greatly modified arm of argonauta and allied genera, which, after receiving the spermatophores, becomes detached from the male, and attaches itself to the female for reproductive purposes.

36. What is the most important number as far as we, Natural Order, are concerned? The numbe e.  I don't get it.