Guild Introduction: Foebetch, the Original Betch

Natural Order Introduction

1. What is your primary character's name/class/level?  for the purposes of this application:  Foebetch/Huntard/80.

1a. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?  Absolutely, and with only moderate bitching!

2. What alts do you have that you also wish to join the guild? Technically...Foe is an alt.

3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play? WoW, and some other ones in the past that I don't care to remember

4. On a scale of 1 to 10 how good a gamer are you, and why?  That would depend...which number is good, which number is bad?  You can't have a sliding scale rating system without specifying these types of things.  Therefore...I'm #1, because I have a big foam finger.

5. Do you meet our age requirement (18 and over)?   My math isn't too guud...is 24 over 18?  If not, then yes.

6. Have you read all the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum?  All Posts in the About Natural Order section has been marked as "Read" by my browser.  Comprehension is not guaranteed.

7. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring?  a fire extinguisher and a hedgehog.  trust me...if I'm at the party, we'll need it.

8. What are your expectations from the guild?  Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

9. Have you been in any other guilds? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them?  Love Machine.  Joebetch/Scrubbs/Form/Mordypants/Murkimus/Akimi/Rjlupin/Icanshas is kicking me out because I forgot to shower Thursday of last week.

10. What do you like to do in the game (world pvp, instances, etc)?  /lick people

11. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids?  for you baby?  I'm available all the time ;)  erm...what was the question?   Nights/weekends (get off at wor...I mean...get off work at 1800).  That's 6 pm for you civilian types.

12. Do you know what parachute pants are?  Yes!

13. If the answer to 12 is yes, did you ever own any?  Hells yea

14. If the answer to 13 is yes, do you still own them?  No

15. If the answer to 14 is [no], dear god why?  Cuz they broke...these pants are VERY ...disturbing...with a tear going all the way up the inside of your leg...

16. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us?  Joebetch, pssh...who said I'm here to make you happy?

17. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread.  Cold all over

18. Tell us something cool that happened to you recently in real life. If cool things don't happen to you make something up.  I figured out that getting drunk the night BEFORE the wedding is a bad idea.  Then again...spending the entire morning in the church bathroom puking at your brother's wedding is quite hilarious in hind sight.

19. How did you hear about Natural Order? Do you have anyone already inside who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?)  I'm deaf actually...quite a sad tale to tell if you have a tail.  I've raided a few times with y'all on Deathsworn and tonight on Foebetch.  And I shot the orbs down....I like orbs....was 70% damage on orbs too much?

20. If it's in a bad way, what methods have been selected to dispose of them before they can affect your application? If you don't know anyone, pretend you do, and describe how you'd eliminate them. This question is not optional. Do your worst.   I'm military...and have a wild imagination...this is going to be fun.  Well first...I would grab Pox with thick, rough rope, tie him up, hook him to a truck bed, drive through thick brush filled with thorns and rabid chipmunks.  Our destination is a secluded, abandoned airstrip whose gravel is dated back to the early 1920s.  After running the strip a few times to be sure to ingrain a pleasant amount of gravel, dirt, and broken glass into his skin, I'll stop very suddenly - launching him into the bed of the truck (yes...this works...trust me...).  blindfolded and gagged with a wet, week-old dirty jockstrap, I would drag Pox by his hair into the abandoned control tower, hang him upside down with an electric eel, place a bucket filled with drunken beer spew under his head and submerge him covering his forehead, eyes, and nose.  His fingernails would be the next to go using a hacksaw blade placing fine slices across the fingers.  His skin will be peeled slowly in inch-wide strips and he would be castrated with a rusty cheesegrater.  For the final blow, I would set up an ever looping boombox playing Jillian Hall.

21. If you half-assed this application, and didn't even attempt to give us more than a sentence on a single question, why the hell should we still accept this application? If you didn't half-ass this application, then why the hell should we accept a brown noser?  I would not say that I half-assed it...I would say that I smart-assed it pretty damn good.

22. Fill in the blanks with

a) their
b) there
c) they're

"The family went into town to look for their dog. They checked the pound but he wasn't there. After finding nothing they were (they're does not fit in this situation because this narrative has been entirely past tense, and therefore, "they are" does not allow for proper cohesion) very despondent.

23 Which of the following is not a punctuation mark

a) .
b) ?
c) lol  <--
d) !
e) none of the above

24 Do you like Kipling?  I don't know, is she hawt?

a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.

25 How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10?  Again with the number system?

26) Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator

a) 10.45
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.  <--