Guild Introduction: Deathsallad (Sinsallad alt)

1. Your Main
Name:  Sinsallad (Deathsallad is the alt I will be applying on, however.)        
Class: Deathknight
Level:  59
Primary Spec:  Blood
Off-spec:  None

2. What alts, if any, do you have that you also wish to join the guild? (same format as above)  None

Tell us about your gaming history...

3. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play?  Just WoW.

4. Describe what makes a good gamer, in your opinion:  Dedication and the ability to work well with others.

5. On a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why?  They designed Kable after me in the movie: Gamer.

6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How about in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them?  My main is in <Aegis>.  Deathsallad is my only horde-side toon and has never been guilded.

7. What do you like to do with your time in WoW?  Sit on the bank stairs in Stormwind.

Talk to us about Natural Order...

8. How did you hear about Natural Order?  Killed a bunch of them when farming my 100 Tol Barad wins and they were always gracious opponents.  Also, they were the first to congratulate <Aegis> on the server first guild 25 achieve…and that showed good sportsmanship.  I always liked them after that.

9. Is there a current member of Natural Order who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?)  Having never played horde-side…probably not.  I’m not sure how much weight my main’s reputation carries.

10. Have you read all of the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? (this is very important to us)  Yes.

11. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order, and why are you applying?  I just wanted a place to call home when I log horde-side once in a blue moon.  It’d be nice to get to know the other side of the server.

12. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us?  Only thing I see myself bringing is the possibility of strengthening good relations between my main guild and your guild.  I’ve done nearly every achievement in game and I raid a lot, so I can offer my expertise should someone need it…but only if asked…I’m not one to push unwanted advice.

13. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids?  Not intetested.  I already raid too much…raiding more nights would be a poor decision.

14. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?  N/A

Tell us about you...

15. Do you meet our age requirement?  Yes.

16. How old are you, if you don't mind us asking?  23

17. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring?  What is real life?

18. Do you know what parachute pants are?  Yes.

19. If the answer to 18 is yes, did you ever own any?  No.

20. If the answer to 19 is yes, do you still own them?  N/A

21. If the answer to 20 is yes, dear god why?  N/A

22. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread.  Moist

23. Are you married?  No.

24. If so does your spouse or partner play games, too? If they don't, how do they feel about you playing games?  N/A

25. Do you have kids? What ages?  N/A

26. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming?  Billiards and Hockey.

Now for the Natural Order SAT...

Read the following dialog.

Mary: Did the family go into town to look for their lost dog?
Joe: I heard they checked the pound, but he wasn't there!
Mary: Yeah after they didn't find him they were very despondent.
Joe: Oh yeah lol

27. Fill in the blanks above with the following options...

28. Which one or more of the following in the dialog is not a punctuation mark  c) lol

29. Please name all of the required AddOns for Natural Order raiding:

Omen 3, DBM or Bigwigs, EPGPLootmaster

30. Do you like Kipling?  Vague Question.  Rudyard Kipling: Yes.  Kipling Handbags: No.

31. What is the name of the voice over IP application that we use during raids?  Mumble.

32. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10?  Depends on the food.  Wings: 10  Ice Cream:0

33. Who is the current President of the United States?  I wash my mouth with Ikuri’s tears.

34. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator b) 11.62

35. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one)  I’ve seen enough Hentai…to know where this is going.

36. What is the most important number as far as we, Natural Order, are concerned?  e