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Natural Order Introduction
Tell us about your character(s)....
1. What is your primary character's name/class/level? Flirm warlock aff/demo
2. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively?
3. What alts do you have that you also wish to join the guild? poss a fury warr Irshogg
Tell us about your gaming history...
4. What previous and current MMO's have you/do you play ?wow is my first and only
5. Describe what makes a good gamer, and then on a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why?
6. Have you been in any other guilds, specifically in WoW and on Farstriders? How bout in other games or on other servers? Which? Why did you, or why are you leaving them? was in 5 guilds on earthen ring (2 disbanded) in the last 4years i had an issue with 1 person in my last guild(cataclysm) and it just was not going to get worked out...i don't need the drama ..i have a wife for that
7. What do you like to do in WoW (world pvp, instances, etc)? What about other games? my main interest is raiding
Talk to us about Natural Order...
8. How did you hear about Natural Order? Do you have anyone already inside who could reference you in a good or bad way? (Who?) i looked on guild rank...i brought 2 other toons over from ER and joined old timers but they dont raid and i really miss it
9. Have you read all the posts in the About Natural Order section of the forum? i believe so
10. What are your expectations? What do you think you will gain from joining Natural Order? What would make you happy that you joined us? i just wanna raid no great expectations except i wanna be a part of LK going down in 25 man:)
11. What do you think you can bring to the guild? Why are we going to be happy you joined us? because i enjoy no drama raiding and good times
12. If you are interested in 25 man raiding with us, what are your available nights and times for 25 man raids? any nights but friday and saturday (that avoids the afore mentioned wife drama :P )
Tell us about you...
13. Do you meet our age requirement (18 and over)? How old are you, if you don't mind us asking? way over 18
14. If we had a party in real life, what would you bring? beer
15. Do you know what parachute pants are? sadly yes
16. If the answer to 12 is yes, did you ever own any? never
17. If the answer to 13 is yes, do you still own them? lol
18. If the answer to 14 is yes, dear god why?
19. Pick one: Moist or Cornbread. cornbread
20. Are you married? If so does your spouse play games too? nope
21. Do you have kids? What ages? that would give my age away.....they dont live at home any more
22. What activities or hobbies do you have other than gaming? movies with my spouse ,fishing cars.
23. Tell us something cool that happened to you recently in real life. If cool things don't happen to you make something up. (hint - think of this as more of an essay...try and tell a story here, preferably something that actually happened to you)
24. Pretend there is someone in the guild that you must eliminate. You want to join the guild, but this person will prevent your application from being accepted. What methods have you selected to dispose of them before they can affect your application? If you don't know anyone, pretend you do, and describe how you'd eliminate them. This question is not optional. Do your worst. i have a nephew who is a hacker extrodinaire almost savant level...he'd hook me up :P
25. If you half-assed this application, and didn't even attempt to give us more than a sentence on a single question, why the hell should we still accept this application? ummm, ahh......
Now for the Natural Order SAT...
26. Fill in the blanks with...
a) there
b) their
c) they're
d) they were
e) they are
"The family went into town to look for ___b__ dog. They checked the pound but he wasn't ___a___. After finding nothing ____c____ very despondent.
27. Which one or more of the following is not a punctuation mark c , e
a) .
b) ?
c) lol
d) !
e) none of the above
28. Do you like Kipling? a
a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I'm a vegetarian.
d) I don't know. I've never kipled.
29. How spicy do you want your food prepared, on a scale of 1 to 10? 6
30. Divide 546 by 47 to two places, without using a calculator b
a) 10.45
b) 11.62
c) 12.34
d) I used a calculator
e) I was told there would be no math.
31. What is a hectocotylus? (it's ok you can Google this one) an octopus penis.....really?
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2. If you are interested in raiding with us, are you willing to build a secondary set on this character, and respec as necessary (generally to dps) if the raid needs it, without bitching excessively? (granted for dps this is less, but sometimes we do need dps classes to respec for certain fights)
5. Describe what makes a good gamer, and then on a scale of 1 to 10 tell us how good a gamer are you, and why?
23. Tell us something cool that happened to you recently in real life. If cool things don't happen to you make something up. (hint - think of this as more of an essay...try and tell a story here, preferably something that actually happened to you)
For 24 we're looking for something a bit more evil and bloody. We have members who won't allow this application to be accepted until you describe how you'd physically "eliminate" your opposition if you needed to....Do your worst...
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As far as raiding, it seems to be your focus. You should know that while we run lots of raids, we only have two main progression raiding nights, one for 10 mans, and one for 25 mans. Generally on Tuesday and Thursday from 8pm server till about 11pm server. We'll hit ruby sanctum or have a lower citadel alt run on another night, or an old school raid, but generally the only times we're in upper citadel in ICC are on those two nights. We are hoping to get LK down before Cata, and I think we can do it, but it's not like we have him on farm or anything. Because of that, we can't guarantee any raid spots. If you get in the guild, sign up for a raid, show up early for signups, there is a solid chance you'd get to go, but at this point we have alot of people in the guild who have been working for months towards the goal of getting in on a Lich King kill and we're going to bring those people over the newer ones who are joining now looking for a LK kill.
Again I'm not saying that you won't get to raid, we'll have opportunities, but I'm just letting you know up front that we aren't suffering for people, and I'm not going to force sit someone who has been helping us progress over the past few months, in favor of a new person just coming on board now. There's as good a chance you'd be on the bench on progression raiding nights as you would be getting a spot.
You should be aware of that.
To be honest
We love seeing new people in the guild but we also want to make sure this is the right place for you as well. As tal said this guild is not really a raid guild. We aren't pushing LK every night and we don't want to do that.
If you love to raid and that is where you get the most fun out of the game, I would suggest a complete server transfer. This server just does not have a strong raiding foundation horde side. I hear alliance side is better but then you have to be alliance (eww).