I'm finally jealous of the French. To promote the re-release of The Phantom Menace in THREE DEE, French fast food chain Quick is making a Darth Vader Burger complete with a black bun. A BLACK BUN. On a burger!
There's also a Jedi Burger, but whoever wants the snoozefest of a regular bun when the other option is way more revoltingly appealing? The 'Dark Vador' (haha, Frenchies) Burger is available until March 1st in France. Why can't America have weird, crazy, Euro things like this! [Lexpress via Buzzfeed]
This could be the best thing to come out of France since ...
... hold on, I'm trying to think of somthing I like from France.
(sorry, this could take a while)
...
I love when Americans can't think of anything the French did that was worthwhile.
It makes me feel better about the fact that I paid attention in history class.
Oh please
It's not that I don't know my history. But there's not been a lot of love lost between between our respective militaries over the last 50 years. The lack of respect is fairly mutual. Not that we aren't still friends, but we just don't like each other very much. You can pull up just as many anti-American comments by the French leadership if you want to.
But to the point at hand - I'm actually jealous. Gluttony is supposed to be a art that we've perfected here in the states. At the very least, hamburgers are about a truely American food as you can find - and here we are getting truely spanked by an outsider. I'm jealous.
Ahem...
Just a few awesome things from France. I don't have all night, so I'll keep it short.
Andre the Giant
Soupe a l'oignon
Laetitia Casta
The Hot Air Balloon
Dominique Jean Larrey
The Croissant
Daft Punk
Pierre Charles L'Enfant
Leon: The Professional
Reinforced Concrete
The Guillotine
AND
(The character, not the actor, obviously)
You had me
At Andre... he made the Princess Bride (an all time favorite). Though I'm going to give France many points here... his success can almost entirely be attributed to his US "acting" (read: WWF) career.
pomme frites
aka french fries!
Sorry...
You only named one thing there that was awesome.
ANDRE
The rest can suck ballsack! LOL
The great sage Denis Leary says it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CndInjuB8bA
!
Anyone else notice that it's a Dark Vador, not Darth, hamburger, and that Dark is translated in the bottom left? Furthermore the sith one is available March 1st, while the other is available on the fifth. Weird.
ROFLMAO..
ROFLMAO..
I was reading the article on this burger on another website then I get down to the comments people left and I was in tears laughing so hard.
I'll share:
I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if a million colons screamed in terror and were suddenly silenced....
These are not the burgers you're looking for.
I have a feeling that if you eat these the empire may strike back all night long...
I find your lack of taste disturbing
I feel a disturbance in my wallet
Help me Alka-seltzer Plus....... you're my only hope.
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Use the forks Luke
What's next, Pizza the Hut?
I've got a bad feeling about this.
You underestimate the power of the Dark Burger
lmao
Those are awesome! Pure win.