Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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HAHA that's great!
HAHA that's great!
Damn messed up kids nowadays
:P
Yeah well your mother was
Yeah well your mother was pedophile, I'm not surprised how you turned out bud.
O_O
When I read this, I thought all the way through that it was you Zee who was writing this story- and I was cringing ALL the way through....! When I got to the bottom (because its like a trainwreck, you CANT stop reading)I looked back up the top and re-read Zee's bit then i was like THANK GOD!! I wouldn't be able to talk to Zee anymore!!!!
*vomits*
This person is so incredibly fucked up its indescribable!
HAHAHAHAHA oh my god lib, you
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my god lib, you are hilarious.
you need to watch star wars some more!
/facepalm
Zuk, you need to make her sit down and watch Star Wars 4-6 like, now.
*crying with laughter*
WOW
My wife is woefully Star Wars inept, please forgive. LOL
She was in a comma from 1977
She was in a comma from 1977 until 1985? (1986 for the 2nd run theaters)
Hey man!
I wasnt even born till 1986! WTF! I like things like pokemon and teenage mutant ninja turtles and the magic roundabout! The space era was way before my time! The only time I have watched ANY Star Wars resulted in me falling asleep or I was procrastinating in the middle of homework or it was the ONLY thing on TV....
I have watched the first 2 episodes, about a month ago (in chronological order) and I cant remember a bloody thing that happened....except for that annoying little twat jaja binks who i just wanted to slice, OH and ewan mcgregor and liam neeson AND Sammy L-J...mmm! O_O
Anyhow! I promise, I will do my best, not to fall asleep or find something better to do than watch ALL THE THINGS of Starwars just for all you non-nerd (cus face it I'm pretty cool) haters.
no no
Not all. Episodes 1-3 are not worth wasting your time on. Just watch the original trilogy (4-6).
Just a reccomendation
They've all got something offer, I'd suggest watching/playing in the following fucked up order:
1st: 4-6 (the digitally remastered +cgi versions)
2nd: 1-3 (consume a lot of redbull to get past Jarjar... maybe keep a punching bag handy)
3rd: Clonewars Movie (Note, the clonewars is all animated... being that your a product of 86, you should look forward to the cartoons *grins*)
4th: Clonewars Series
5th: play Kotor I and II
All in all... I loved the original movies... I was born in 81, and grew up on them. Shit, even I watched em all on BETA and laserdisc. That said, I think the best star wars lore you're gonna get is from the Kotor games. The cartoons are kickass too. 1-3 is the low point imo.
This ought to be enough to suck up all yer free time for the next 2-3 weeks... holler back when your done. There will be a quiz.
1st: 4-6 (the UNdigitally
1st: 4-6 (the UNdigitally remastered + NON cgi versions)
2nd: 1-3 (consume a lot of redbull to get past Jarjar... maybe keep a punching bag handy) 1-3 is a lie, just like the cake.
3rd: Clonewars Movie Ehhhhhhhhhhh it's not terrible...
4th: Clonewars Series Can't vouch for this one, though I admit I've considered watching them through. I keep wondering... did he have a fling with his padawan... is this partially the root of his fall to darkness? , for the love of noncorporeal beings he needs something more than what Lucas gave us. Damn guy becomes dark lord of the sith within 5 minutes of screen time. -_-
5th: play Kotor I and II Fair warning... despite these being THE GREATEST star wars games ever created, they are dated, and you may not agree playing them now. Of course same can be said for any truly great game a few years out.
I don't wish ill on anyone, but whoever takes over Lucasarts after Lucas better get some WRITERS to script write 7-9. Don't believe that crap that there won't be a 7-9... This is Capitalism we're talking about, eventually the gold spicket will begin to trickle.
Anyone else looking forward to seeing Redtails?
Actually The Clone Wars Series
isn't bad at all. It is somewhat of a darker animated series in that people do die and are killed almost every episode. There is some humor that is aimed at a younger audience, but a lot of the topics are more of a mature nature. It does get into Star Wars lore quite a bit, an example it does talk about the varying forms of lightsaber use like Shien Ataru Jar'Kai Djem So
I actually wish they had this when I was growing up
And yes, looking forward to seeing Redtails as well.
Agree
I agree with you, Cacc. 7-9 should be pretty easy to do....the Thrawn series maybe with some rewriting. It's just guaranteed massive profit and they'll get made eventually.
Note!
You seem to have left out the Star Wars Holiday Special!
:trollface:
Ohh I see...
Well that was a waste of 6 hours then.....>_>....I'll get onto the 4-6 though for sure, I do like most of the theme but there are some things that I just never can understand and pay that much attention to. I guess never having seen the older movies, (and its a famous story so its not like I didnt know the story from so many people always explianing it and talking about luke and liah* and darth vader and yoda and obi wan and r2d2 and that shiney golden guy who knows all the languages....So yea im familiar but not greatly.
I hope to change that and join my fellow guildies in a Starwars orgy of love! Looking forward to it!